A massi jee is walking down a busy manchester street on a cold frosty winter morning. Suddenly she slips on some ice!
“Hai meri kismat”
A gorah is walking past…
“Hi! and a Merry Christmas to you too!”
LMAO! thts a good one!..someone textd it 2 me:D
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:D
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^hehe,.........shouldn't it be in the jokes section!??!?
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shouldnt u just be posting away and not trying to be a moderator??? :P
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^hehe............good one,.............
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lol,…still 
abt what u said 2 me!!!
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please! get ur a$$ off the floor! ur neigbours will be wondering wats goin on!
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neighbours?!?!?!!
more like mother,,................hehe,.....................ur funny,.......
or maybe i need 2 control my laughter,.....sorry i go into fits sometimes,.....and the thing i'm laughing about may not even be so funny,.......
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shouldnt u be helping ur mum get the stuff ready for iftarr, rather than sittin at ur comp??? 
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shouldn't u be posting instead of trying 2 act like a ...........
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like my ............................... i dno
hehe,..............like my dad,..............or elder brother,..................
besides there's ages till iftari anyway,.........
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besides there's ages till iftari anyway,.........
2 b honest with ya! always act like a dad 2 ppl! and hey im only thinkin about ur poor mum init- bechari aunti jee stuk in th kitchen makin fruit chart...while the daughter's flexing on gupshup!
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actually,......she's not in the kitchen,..................lmao!,............ur hilarious,.....jeezzzz,.............stop makin me laugh,..it hurts,.....my stomachs already rumbling,...............
and she's not making 'fruit chart',................she's ironing,......wondering why i'm going mad,.............
lol,.......vaise no cooking 2day,.....jus gna settle 4 a take-away,...........
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and she's not making 'fruit chart',................she's ironing,......wondering why i'm going mad,............. lol,.......vaise no cooking 2day,.....jus gna settle 4 a take-away,...........
OMG! a paki household without fruit chart for iftaari! lol
i feel like a take-out 2 actually...
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(BY THE WAY!....y rnt u ironing???)
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XCUSE ME!
y should i have 2 iron.............paagal,....i'm only a little bacchi,..............anyway doing the ironing is not exactly gonna harm ami,..........
lol,........well go and get a take-out then,................hehe,,..............lemme phone abu and tell him 2 get some xtra,.........what do u want?...............lol,..................i feel like a,..................fish burger,............mmmmmmm
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chicken donner with mango chutney, imli sauce and salad...and a can of rubicon mango please...
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mango chutney,...............URGHHHHH,............
imli sauce,.........................BIGGER URRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH
ok,.....the rest...........
it'll be on its way,.....where wud u like it delivered 2?
lol
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