Sick Commercialization of the Web

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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Sick Commercialization of the Web

The top ten signs the web is becoming too
commercial and watered down.

  1. Rigorous user screening process abolished by
    America On-Line.

  2. ‘MAKE MONEY FAST’ posts protected by 1st
    amendment, declare internet lawyers Canter &
    Siegel.

  3. Home shopping ‘network’.

  4. Netrek corporate sponsorships. Out: Orion,
    Pollux, Klingus. In: Planet Bud, Toyota Prime,
    Intelworld.

  5. Sun internet servers replaced with pentiums.

  6. Dan Quayle appointed head of ‘bandwidth
    expansion tiger team’.

  7. Free netcom account with purchase of big mac.

  8. Gameboy web browsers.

  9. Tipper Gore cancelbot unleashed onto the net.

AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THE INTERNET CAN GET WORSE:

  1. Two words: ‘Microsoft Network’.

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