There was a man who went up in the mountains to a very high village. He could no long continue on foot and had to take a horse.
The horse was very uniqe becuase it only understood three commands
Thank God - Go
Stupid - Faster
Gum Drop - Stop
He got on the horse and said ' thank God' - the horse began to trot along
He said Stupid stupid stupid and the horse began to run.
Since this was his first time, the man began to enjoy the scenery and when his eyes went back to the front, he saw an upcoming cliff.
HE FORGOT THE WORD TO MAKE THE HORSE STOP. He went in to his head and closed his eyes and was remembering everyone in his family before his imminent death. He remembered his neice loved gum drops and he said the word.
He opened his eyes slowly and the horse was right at the edge of the cliff. The man let out a deep sigh and said "Thank God"