shortest story

A Sardarji happened to participate in a competition, which was about
writing the shortest story. The organizers had put a condition that
a
story must have four ingredients viz. religion, sex, suspense and
mystery.
Sardarji’s turn came after many attempts by others. Sardarji gave a
story,
which was just one sentence and read :
“Oh God, my wife is going to deliver a child”.
Ostensibly amused, the organizers asked the sardarji whether it
contained
all the four ingredients !!
Sardarji replied affirmatively and gave his explanation as below:
Oh God : religion
My wife: sex
Going to deliver a child : suspense (whether a girl or a boy)
“Okay… but where is the mystery ?” asked one of the organizers.
The sardar replied : who is the father ??
Sardarji was declared the winner for writing the shortest story
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o i get the joke now, a sardarjee with brains…
nice one

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hard to beleive a sardar did that…

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i’d agree

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So much wisdom..and that from a Sardar???was he feeling okay

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