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Customer : Waiter, there’s a dead beetle in my soup.
Waiter : Yes Sir, they are not very good swimmers.
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Customer : Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup.
Waiter : That’s all right, Sir, he won’t drink much.
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Customer : Waiter, there’s a fly swimming in my soup.
Waiter : So what! do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?
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Customer : Waiter, what’s the meaning of this fly in my tea cup?
Waiter : I wouldn’t know, Sir, I’m a waiter, not a fortune teller.
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Son : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
Father : No. Why do you ask that?
Son : Well, where did you get mummy then?
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First Guy (proudly): "My wife’s an angel!! "
Second Guy : “You’re fortunate, mine’s still alive.”
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1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!
2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor.
1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions.
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Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born.
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Teacher : Correct the sentence, “A bull and a cow is grazing in the field”
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.
