Boy: agar maiN marr gaya tau kya tum doosri shadi karo gi?
Girl: NahiN maiN apni behan ke saath reh luN gi.
Girl: Aur agar maiN marr gayee tau?
Boy: Tau maiN bhi tumhari behan ke saath reh luN ga…
ek aadmi kaafi dair se apne marriage certificate ko bahut ghor se dekh raha tha.
uski biwi ne kaha: “tussi kki dekh rahe ho?”
aadmi: “expiry date nahiN mil rahi”
75 year old lady ne newspaper me add diya, “Zarorut-e-rishta”.
7 din k baad ek letter aaya “Amma is umer meiN rishtay nahiN, Farishtay aatay haiN”
Larhka larki se: Janeman is dil mein chali aao.
Larki : Sandle utaruN kya?
Larka : Stupid ye masjid nahi hai ayse hi aa jao.
2 seedhay larhkuN ko 2 bomb milay,
1st larhka: chal police ko de kar aatay haiN.
2nd larhka: agar koi bomb raaste meiN phatt gaya to?
1st larhka: jhoot bol deiNge ki 1 hi mila tha…
Do Arbi aik doosray ko arbic meiN gaaliyaN de rahay thay…
Qareeb se guzertay huwe Bholay ne suna aur unse kaha: Qaari Sahib hamara liye bhi dua karna.
Son to father: Papa, 5+5 kiney honde nae?
Father: Ullu de patte, gadhe, idiot, nalayak, besharam, haram khor, tujhe kuch nahi aata.
Jaa andar se calculator lekar AA.
A Tamilian call up Bhola and asks " tamil therima??"
Bhola got mad, angrily replied… “Hindi tera baap!!!”
Bholay ne 1 tota pala aur us ko mirchaiN khilata gaya.
1 Month ke badh Bholay ne totay se poochha: “MiaN Mithu churi khani hai?”
Totay ne jawaab diya: “KyuN kanjra, mirchaan muk gayyiaN ne?!
A man gave an add in Matrimonial column “BIWI CHAHIYE”
He got 1000 replies all saying:- “Meri Le Ja…!”, ‘‘Meri Le Ja…!’’
Bahu: Maa ji, yeh abhi tak nahiN aaye, kahiN kisi doosri ladhki ke saath…
Saas: Arrey kalmuhi, tu hamesha ulta kyuN sochti hai? Aisa bhi tau ho sakta hai ke kisi truck ke neeche aa gaya ho…
Wife to husband: Bakray ki zubaan pakayee hai, khao ge?
Husband: Main mooNh se nikli huwi cheez nai khata…
Wife: To phir anda bana duN?
Doctor: Sir aap ka aur aap ke wife ka blood group same hai.
Banda: Zaroor kyuN nahi, 25 saal se meera khoon jo peeti hai.
