1)Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.
When did you first notice this problem?
What problem?
2)Sam: Would you punish me for some thing i didn’t do?
Teacher: no, of course not.
Sam: good, because i didn’t do my homework.
3)How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again.
4)I think men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They have experience pain and bought jewelry.
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