*A sardar falls in luv wit a nurse.. After much thinking, he finally writes a luv letter 2 her: “I LUV U SISTER”
*The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!
*This is not fair! How could u do this? Didn’t expect this from you! Got a whole Channel on ur name and didn’t even tell me? Animal Planet!
*Phonebook Dilemma Why r there no phone books in China? Coz there r so many Wing’s and Wong’s, they r afraid u will Wing the Wong number.
*If u read dis, I’m SMART. If u save dis, you agree dat I’m SMART. If u fwd dis, u r spreading dat I’m SMARt & if u delete dis, u r jealous coz I’m SMART
*3 Guys were introduced to a girl. Hi, I’m Peter, not a saint. I’m Paul not a POPE. I’m John not a Baptist. The girl replied. Hi… I’m Mary, not a VIRGIN.
*Consequences of American life style: The wife rushed into house screaming to her husband: Darling, Come quick! Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids.
*Hubby: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle. Wife: Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml now it’s 1.5 ltr.
*Q:- what do u get when u cross a librarian and a lawyer? A:- “All the information you want, except you can’t understand it.”
*Q:) Why do Gods stay up in heaven? A:) Because they are afraid of what they have created!
*Funny Answering Machine Messages Please leave a message However, you have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us.
*They say Love is in the air… **** if only I had a plane right now!
*Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and you’re going to want to shoot it.
*Seeking luv iz a mission… finding luv iz a complexed ambition… so y not go wiv the asian tradition, and let the parentz make the decision…
*Regular Naps Prevent Old Age… Especially If You Take Them While Driving!
*Think Well Work Well Eat Well Sleep Well Play Well and also put ur Mobile inside the same well Because you r not messageing me… well
