What is Mallika Sherawat’s method of taking revenge?
It’s tits for tat
**Why does Shahrukh Khan drink himself to death in Devdas?**
Any self-respecting man would do so if the two beautiful ladies around him would sing ‘Dildo La Re Dildo La Re..’
**What is the appropriate title for a movie, which stars A.K Hangal and Chunky Pandey?**
Hangal Pandey
**What will a mother tell her son who is sleeping on a footpath and refuses to get up?**
Beta Uth Jaa Warna Salman Aa Jaayega (Get up else Salman will come)
**Which are the two countries Mallika Sherawat would like to go on a vacation?**
‘Bra’zil and ‘Thai’land
**How would you express your good wishes to Mallika Sherawat?**
Bust of Luck!
**Why did the makers of the MMS clip use Mallika’s lookalike to create the said clip?**
Because Mallika’s expertise does not lie in acting in a short porn clip but creating porn out of movies.
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What would you call Adnan Sami if he becomes half his size?**
Adnan Semi.
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Why do the exhibitors and distributors prefer to call Mangal Pandey as The Rising?**
Because of The’ir’ Rising temperatures
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The SMS which described the debacle of Swades in overseas**
At first the prints went by air, then by water and then by land. And who got it back? We… The People.
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If Vivek Oberoi marries Aishwarya and becomes Joru Ka Ghulam what will he be called?**
Vivek-Obey-Rai
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What will you call the value meal consisting of a bun bread, tea and Pepsi?**
Bun Tea and Bubbly
