**A small boy opens the door and looks at his sister,s boyfriend and asks innocently " every day you come to meet my sister, don,t you have your own sister…"
****Innocent kid handling his breakup " Main tumhen bholnay ki bohat koshish karta hon par kia karon, mammy roz mujhay BADAAM khila deti hay aur tum mujhay phir say yaad ajati ho…"
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Sunny was having habit of eating nails of his hand, his parent sent him to Ramdev baba for tretment, now Sunny can also eat nails of his foot…"
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**Jinn : " kia hukum hay meray Aaqa.. ?
Boy : " Meray account mein jaldi say 10 Caror Rps aur Malika Sherawat say shadi karwa du.."
Jinn : " Hukum karo Aaqa, bakwas mat karo…"
****Aik larka bohat dukhi tha, bola " aisi zindagi say tu maut achhi hay…" achanak aik Angel aya aur bola " tumhari maut ka waqt ho gaya hay " Larka bola
" lo kar lo bat, ab koi mazaq bhi nai kar sakta…"
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**Boy : " I love you…
Girl ; " tameez say baat karo jahil…
Boy : " with due respect I beg to say that I love you…"
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Taj Mahal ko dekh ke bola Shahjahan ka pota…
Taj Mahal ko dekh ke bola Shahjahan ka pota…
Aj apna bhi bank balance hota, agar Dada Aashiq na hota…
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**Mirza Ghalib nay girl friend ko date pe bolaya, larki late ayi aur boli " Sorry, I am late…" Ghalib bolay
'Falak pe chand taron ko neend aarahi hay…
Dosri ka time ho gaya, tu ab aarahi hay…? "
**Patient : "Doctor, ye pholon ki mala kis liye hay ? "
Doctor : “ye mera pehla operation hay, agar kamyab hoa tu meray liye…warna tumharay liye…”
Some good jokes