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Gabbar sends Kaalia and his other two colleagues to Ramgad for
collecting the ‘loot-maar’ software which he had ordered. They reach
ramgad and start shouting:
Abe O thakur! Baahar nikal !! Kahan hai wo loot-maar software, jo hamne order kiya tha?"
Dhaniya, an old man comes out with a floppy in his hand.
Kaalia - “Kya laye ho dhaniya?”
Dhaniya - “Financial Accounting software hai sarkar.”
Kaalia - “Suwar ke bacche! Yeh bekar software hamare liye banaya? Aur
woh loot-mar software kya apni beti ke baratiyon ke liye zip file
mein chuppa ke rakha hai? Haraam-zada !!”
Thakur comes out of his house with anger, saying:
“Chillao mat kaalia !! Jaakar gabbar se kah do ki Thakur Software
walon ne paagal kutton ke liye software banana bund kar diya hai”
Kaalia - “Bahut garmi dikha rahe ho thakur? Koi naye programmers hire
kiye hain kya??”
Thakur - “Nazar utha ke dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par powerbuilder chal
raha hai”.
Kaalia lifts his head. He sees Viru (Dharmendra) working on a PC on
one water tank and Jay (Amitabh) on another water tank, punching the keys of a Laptop.
Kaalia starts laughing and says: Haa Haa…Ye log programming karenge
thakur? Haa haa… in ko to DOS commands bhi nahin aate. Suno ramgad
ke vasiyon, thakur ne data entry operators ki software company banaayi hai"
Veeru shouts: “Chup-chap chala ja kaalia. Ham log consultants hain,
kuch bhi kar sakte hain”
Jay hits some commands on his keyboard. Then says: “Jao kaalia,
gabbar se kahna ki uska server down ho gaya”
Kaalia - “Jaata hoon thakur. Agar gabbar ko pata chala ki Thakur
Software walon ne uska loot - maar software nahin banaya, to wo poore
network mein virus daal dega”
At the GABBAR’s den…
GABBAR: “Kittnay bugs thay”?
KALIA: “Do sarkaar”
GABBAR: “Woh do! Aur tum teen. Phir bhee fix nahie kar sake? Kya soch
kay aaye ho? Gabbar bahut khus hoga? Naya assignment dega, kyoon?
Iski saja milegi.. Barobbar milegi”
[Snatches an X terminal from Sambaa]
“Kitne sessions hain, is machine mein?”
Sambaa: Chhey Sarkaar.
GABBAR: "Session chhey aur programmer teen. Bahoot naa-insaafi hai.
[logout.. logout… logout…]
Haan.. ab theek hai… Ab tera kyaa hoga kaalia?"
KAALIA: “Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha, sarkar?”
GABBAR: " To ab documentation likh !!!"
[LOGOUT…]