Inzi’s innings disallowed - High Court upholds humanitarian plea
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Bangalore, March 24th, 2005
Our staff coreespondent for gilli danda - Irfjee Kumbajankar
The upper court in this high tech capital of world Bangalore today upheld the pleas raised by the Hindian team who were paid and, along with about 45000 people who had paid real Indian Rupees to watch their team make biryani out of the visiting bakras.
Instead, the bakra turned on them. The proverbial hunted turned hunter. The bowling attack which normally stings the batsmen by boring them into getting the hell out, had an extra push - so much so that the bowlers themselves got bored and started imaging Aishwarya Rai and Zeenath Amman (depending upon their respective vintage) in their minds. As a result swing became curve and pace became (well leave it your imagination).
The perpertrators were said to be one Inzi the Hook and Younis the Hun. These two cross border warriors terrorized the grounds of the stadium and in particular had the master s of the bore aka the bowlers in tatters.
Asked what happened on hapless fan who had paid good money said “that’s why we think there is tremendous synergy in the two teams and the countries merging - at the least in the short term, India should outsource bowling to some 1st world country where they’re looking for jobs”.
Aloopie Phatguy who had travelled all the way from Mysore to watch India thrash the visitor was in absolute rhapsody saying " did you see Farook Engineer" score 25 boundaries? No one near him had the heart to tell him that he had been smoking his pipe the wrong way the whole day. The fact he lost his glasses the previous day in a bar didn’t help either.
The judge, after hearing the testimonies, ruled that it was particularly cruel of the Da Hook and Da Hun to commit this dastardly act after tempting the Hindians with 2 quick wickets in the morning under 10 runs. The crooks were sentenced to 4 weeks in a Hyderabadi call center sentence to be served after they both finish their triple centuries tomorrow.
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from our crime scene reporter & Our staff coreespondent for gilli danda -
Irfjee Kumbajankar
