Shoaib apes Salman's bare tactics

Now, Shoaib apes Salman’s bare tactics

In the wee hours of Saturday morning, jaywalkers and stray lovers were stunned out of their reverie to see two brawny, shirtless men running at full tilt down Bandra Bandstand. And wasn’t there something rather familiar about them…But before the stupefied bystanders could adjust their vision, the two men had whizzed past in a blur.

Clearly, Bandra boy Salman Khan, ever ready to push the envelope when it comes to things unconventional, has found a new comrade-in-arms: wannabe Bandraite, Pakistani paceman Shoaib Akhtar. :smiley:

**Shoaib who harbours Bollywood aspirations and recently expressed a wish to live in the starry suburb, was a dinner guest at Salman’s house on Friday night.
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Warmed by sprit and camaraderie, the two men started ribbing each other about their respective physiques. **As things got heated, Salman who is known to cycle to Karjat, challenged Shoaib to a race to see who was the fitter of the two. **

The two men then slipped out and quietly walked to the head of the promenade where in a Sallu-esque gesture Shoaib took off his shirt and flung it on the ground to use as a starting block. Salman followed suit, and, as our source says, “Before you could blink, the two men were off.” Past the sleepy autowallahs, past the genteel homes of various other stars and past the bungalow of Shoaib’s new employer Shah Rukh Khan, till Taj land’s end and then back to Salman’s house at Galaxy apartments, all in a matter of 15 minutes.

“Neither of them raised any sweat because they both are very strong and muscular, and have very strong legs,” says our source who did not wish to be identified.

“There were very few people at Bandstand at that hour, so Salman and Shoaib were not conscious at all and in any case both men are quite *bindaas *and would have run bare-chested had they thought of the idea even at six in the evening.”

lol… looks like shoaib is becoming mumbai boy afterall…

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errr even the best runners on the planet sweat if they are racing for 15 mins.

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shoape actor

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shoaib seems quite fond of glamor...

anyways... wots the deal with him being an employee of shah rukh khan?

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:hehe:

yeh baby!!
wooohoooo

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actor will play for srk's team..that's if he's fit

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Ofcourse you would find an article (accompanied by a fake/edited picture, might I add) in an Indian newspaper that makes Bollywood actor Salman Khan look all buff and sharp as compared to the less-attractive and seemingly overweight Pakistani cricketer Shoaib Akhtar.

That is so not him, btw. :mad:

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shoaib’s butt and belly looks like that of an uncle…:hehe:

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uska chal-chalan bhi to uncle jaisa hi hai…:chai:

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I can’t believe people actually even think that’s HIM! It’s not!! I know it’s not! He looks nothing like that! :mad:

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u expect us to belive u, a fake pink panther and not a reputed newspaper like times of india. yeah rite! :chai:

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TImes of India has just copied the picture from another newspaper called mumbai mirror i think…the picture is much bigger here…:omg:

http://www.mumbaimirror.com/net/mmpaper.aspx?page=article&sectid=15&contentid=2008022620080226021034601dcb7e522

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bandra main 2 bandar. :chai:

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^^:hehe:…BTW, i too don’t think that it is shoab

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the interesting thing is that the shadow on salman versus the shadow on shoaib's face and on to the neck is at diff angles for salman the sun seems to be kinda to the right, for shoaib the sun seems to be straight up.

teh shadow of their arms on their torso seems to be interesting as well.

ladies and gentlemen

this picture is bullshyt.

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well that is not a real pic ofcourse… if it is then it would be so gay..
i agree than shoaib is fit and has a good body… but come on phatima.. you know salman has better buffs…
i think they should have put better pic of shoaib.. he is actually taller than sallu baba..

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Salman is not taller than Shoiab is he! hes a midget!!!

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Shoaib Akhtar is taller then 6feet and Salmaan Khan is 5' 7" also 8 years old than Shoaib.

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Not quite.....in the recent Pak tour of India, he looked clearly over-weight, with a slight belly-bulge......the TV commentators said many times that he did not look fit.

having said that, the pic is obviously a sketch.

to sssingh, Mumbai Mirror is a supplementary publication of Times of India (distributed free with Times of India in Mumbai)

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^ ^ well then it might be the real body pic of shoaib with his own head pasted from a different picture.. thanks for correction.

stonecold i really think salman is shorter. i thought he was like 5.4" . shoaib gotta be more than that but he definately aint 6 ft.