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Shoaib goes off in a sulk
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While Pakistan were having the stuffing painfully picked out of them at Kingsmead yesterday, one of their most explosive and valuable players sulked in luxury at a beachfront hotel.
Officially, Shoaib Akhtar was not playing in the first Test against South Africa because of a knee injury. Officially, he was back in Pakistan receiving medical treatment.
Unofficially, Shoaib looked out from the pages of a Durban newspaper on Friday. To his left stood Amitabh Bachchan, the brightest of the Bollywood stars who were in town to present a concert yesterday to the world’s biggest Asian diaspora.
The team management and the Pakistan Cricket Board have played King Canute on the issue, commanding it to go away by refusing to countenance it. But late on Friday night, Brigadier KM Nasir (retired), the manager, could stand it no more.
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‘I want nothing to do with Shoaib Akhtar,’ he fumed at a persistent reporter. ‘Cricket has made him a rich man, and he can do as he pleases.’
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Which is exactly what Shoaib seems to be doing, swanning about Durban with movie stars and maintaining a conspicuous presence in the city’s nightclubs.
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‘He knows how to get down, and his knees looked just fine to me,’ said a female admirer who shared the dancefloor with the Rawalpindi Express, who, as a wag had it in the Kingsmead pressbox yesterday, had been redeployed as a goods train.
The real source of Shoaib’s pain may be a brewing feud in the Pakistan camp between current captain Waqar Younis and Wasim Akram, who is said to have his heart set on leading the team at next year’s World Cup.
Shoaib is a Wasim acolyte, and may well have decided to go on strike until his will is done.
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None of which was obvious from the puerile batting Pakistan deemed fit for human consumption yesterday. Younis Khan and Abdul Razzaq engineered DIY dismissals with criminally reckless hook shots, while Yousuf Youhana rabbit-punched a catch to third man.
Mornantau Hayward needed pure pace and nothing else to take five for 56 as Pakistan were dismissed for 161 - 207 runs behind in their first innings. He had two more wickets in Pakistan’s follow-on by the time bad light forced the close with the touring side on 218 for eight, a scant 11 runs ahead with two days to play.
Hayward was occasionally wild and, like all fast bowlers, is generally woolly. Much, in fact, like Shoaib. Except in one important respect: he was there when his team needed him.