Shikra, Phatima, and Khumar[merged]

Hangout Humor (Rated G)

_Chochi_Chi_Bachi August 17, 2007, 4:43pm 1

Shikra, Phatima and Khumar were all in a pub one night singing.
Somebody broke wind that night and
Phatima said: “It wasnt me.”
Khumar said: “I’m walking away,” and
Shikra said: “Oops i did it again!”

The next night they were signing again and somebody broke wind again and
Phatima said: “It wasn’t me.”
Khumar said: “I’m walking away,” and
Shikra said: “Stronger than yesterday!”

Ewwwww

Shikraaaa

Prince_Ali August 17, 2007, 4:48pm 2

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wah chochi chi bachi

Prince_Ali August 17, 2007, 4:57pm 3

:: Shikra & Phatima ::

Shikra and Phatima entered the dentist’s office. Phatima said, “I want a tooth pulled. I don’t want gas or Novocain because I’m in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible.”
“You’re a brave girl,” said the dentist. “Now, show me which tooth it is.”
Phatima turns to Shikra and says, “Open your mouth and show the dentist which tooth it is, dear.”

Prince_Ali August 17, 2007, 5:01pm 4

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P.S: ^First joke posted in support of Phatima.

_Chochi_Chi_Bachi August 17, 2007, 5:22pm 5

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phatima August 17, 2007, 5:32pm 6

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awwww thanks you guys.

sorry i merged your threads but i had to.

_Chochi_Chi_Bachi August 17, 2007, 5:34pm 7

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Do i look like a guy to u:naraz:

can u plz remove the merged sign from the title though*

phatima August 17, 2007, 5:37pm 8

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i can’t otherwise ppl won’t know that another jokes was merged with this thread.

_Chochi_Chi_Bachi August 17, 2007, 5:38pm 9

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kk:p

Now i wanna kno dat do i look like a guy to u

phatima August 17, 2007, 5:40pm 10

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nahi tho

_Chochi_Chi_Bachi August 17, 2007, 5:43pm 11

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Ask99 August 17, 2007, 5:47pm 12

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lakkis25 August 17, 2007, 7:00pm 13

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good one
Shikra bhai
Phatima se door rehna

Real Life, Real Issues

phatima August 17, 2007, 7:06pm 14

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awww but shikra is my pal

Prince_Ali August 17, 2007, 7:40pm 15

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phatima, i opened the 1st thread in your support and how could your merge it :(

phatima August 17, 2007, 8:51pm 16

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^ actually PP786 opened hers first
but it doesn’t matter. I appreciate the support, both of you. =)
and I’m sorry but I had to merge the threads because otherwise people would think it’s unfair. Like I merged all those guppy joke threads as well, so I have to do it for the jokes including me, too. We can’t have a bunch of threads with similar jokes all at once in the forum. But thankyou sooo much I really appreciate the thread.

My experience shopping in Lahore

K337 August 17, 2007, 10:22pm 17

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:CareBear:aww

The Random Thread

Shikra August 17, 2007, 10:28pm 18

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hahhahahahhahahaha :D

phatima August 17, 2007, 10:30pm 19

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^ see he’s so dumb he doesn’t even know he’s being made fun of!

Shikra August 17, 2007, 10:53pm 20

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I am generous and I welcome all jokes on me