Shikra and the TOTA

Aik totay (parrot) kay baray mai mashoor tha kay wo ENGLISH, URDU, PUNJABI teeno languages bol sakta hai.

Shikra ko is totay kay baray mai gupshup par aik larki nay PM kar kay pataya, to Shikra ji aglay hi din us dukaan mai challay gaye.

Shikra na socha kiyo na totay ka test loon!

Shikra: “How are You?”

Tota: “I AM FINE”

Kya haal hai tumhara? is baar shikra nay urdu mai poocha to tota bi urdu mai bola kay “Main Theek hoon Aap kaise haiN”…

Shikra ji nay aik dum punjabi mai poocha “KI HAAL HAI TERA”.

Tota tang a kar bola “OYE ULLU DAY KAN, KUJ HOR WI GAL KAR - KAY HAAL HI PUCHI JAYENGA”

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Hahahaha

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^ I agree :rotfl:

LOL @ the joke :d:D:D:D

p.s. Yaar guppans k saath merey joke banaao :whistling

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Chalo, Shikra ke through hi sahi par pata to chala ke guppans Totey ki baarey mai janti hain :hehe:

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Guppans aur bhi bohat kuch jaanti hain :rotato:

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Bass isis tarha jokes post hoti raheN to tumhare thru wo sab kuch bhi pata chal jaye ga :hehe:

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mujhay joke par tou nahee magar shikki par hansi ayee hai :phati:

lol

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Matlab tumhe uss ki pic mil gayi? :phati:

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EMM mere thread ki toheen karnay ka matlab ye hai kay aglay joke mai tum heroin ho gi.

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Mein yahan betha excercise kar raha hoon jo tumhe mujh par hansi aa rahi hai? :rolleyes:

Issey meri heroin banana, phir maza aaye gaa :emmy:

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LOL HAHAHAHHAAHA :rotfl: omg that’s sooo funny! samad bhai did you make that up all by yourself? :phati:

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ok Shikra,next two jokes will be starring You and Her

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Yayyyy!!!

Waisay, mujhe uska nokar shokar na bana dena, izzat rakh lena ASN payi :halo:

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ahahahahahahaha shukar hai shikra nay pushto mein nahin poocha haal :omg: