Shikra and DAHI

Shikra jannat mai hota hai, to waha zid karnay lag jata hai kay muje DAHI khaani hai. FarishtoN nay kaha Shikra yaar DAHI kiyoon? yaha dahi say hazaar achi cheezaiN milteeN haiN wo khaa lo? to Shikra ronay lag gya kay nahi muje siraf aur siraf DAHI khaani hai.

FarishtoN ka chairman aya aur Shikra ko pooray 300 liter aik baray say lafafay mai daal kar day di.

Agay din Shikra ko sab farishtay line mai khaRa kar kay chittar maar rahe thay. To jannatioN nay farishtoN say poocha…aap inhe kiyo maar rahe ho?

To farishtay nay kaha…JO DAHI BACHI THI, wo isnay DOOD ki NEHAR mai baha kar saaray DOOD KI JHAAG BANA DI.

Re: 5abi and DAHI

sochnay ki baat yeah hay kay farishtoon kay chairman nay 300 litre Dahi dee hee kyoon :hmmm:

Chairman ki pitai pehlay honi chaheeyay :emmy:

Re: Shikra and DAHI

adreesa ji, its because JANNAT mai har cheez extra mile gi. Aik PEPSI mango gi to poora PEPSI ka POOL mile ga.

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Phir to Jannat main sab motay hotay hoon gay :hmmm:

Re: Shikra and DAHI

Doosro ka to nahi pata magar mai Sheikh hooN, mai apna khaana dosakh mai smugle karaya karooNga black maiN.

Re: Shikra and DAHI

:konfused: choice bareee cUnfusion ho rahee hay ab
Jannat main jaain kay dozakh main

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adreesa dosakh mai ronaq ho gi, A.C and coolers chal rahe hongay jaise las vegas mai hote hain galioN sarkoN par.

barbecue dosakh mai ho gi, grill chicken nandos wagera sab udhar ho ga.

jannat mai siraf mushairay ho rahe hongay, aur jo naik log haiN udhar dood pee pee kar sehat bana rahe hongay.

Agar jannat mai hooraiN hain to dosakh mai bi koi na koi smugle karwa laingay.

so choice is urs.

Re: Shikra and DAHI

Pehlay yeah batain AQ dozakh main hoon gay kay Jannat main? :aq:

Re: Shikra and DAHI

A.Q jannat mai beth kar apni sab gupshup ki behnoN ko apnay sher aur sab arbioN ko dhoond dhoond kar unhe URDU sikha rahe hongay.

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Phir dozakh sahee rahay gee :D

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Yes udhar mil kar Grilled Chicken khaingay with SOYA sauce.

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Desi khana naheen milay ga? :bummer:

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mile ga kiyo nahi mile ga....gupshup par hai na "Household Affairs and Cuisine corner" ...sab udhar ki flight haiN****

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Dahi thi yeh THA

Re: Shikra and DAHI

hahahahahahhahahahahah :D:D:D:D:D

Re: Shikra and DAHI

:omg: :omg:

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:cb:

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:omg: