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Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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A man was speaking to God.
“God, why did you make women so beautiful?” he asked.
God said: “I did that to make you love them”.
Then the man asked: “Well, God; why did you make them such good cooks?”
God said: “I did that to make you love them”.
The man then asked: “But God, why did you make women so stupid?”.
God said: "I did that to make them love you ! "

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wooo hoo..good one....even score..

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No wonder I don’t “like” any man yet!

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Well..I’m getting there I suppose

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Is it progress when a cannibal uses a knife and fork?

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You should my lady after all you are "Mad"Con ???

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Your Faith gives me strength
Your smiles wash away my sorrows
your touch heals my wounds
You are in my blood and my soul…
There is nothing more I want from this world but you my Messiah

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Hehheheheh..I see…do you call all ladies “my lady”…or is it just me

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Is it progress when a cannibal uses a knife and fork?

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lol

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Maddy, and you were calling me corny for my jokes the other day?

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haha real good one!

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Jis ko bhi murh kay daikha woh tanhayOon maiN hay~