A salesman is trying to call a client. The phone rings
and their little boy, in a whisper, says, “Hello.”
SALESMAN: "Is your mommy there?
LITTLE BOY: (whisper) “Yes.”
SALESMAN: “Can I speak with her?”
LITTLE BOY: (whisper) “She’s busy.”
SALESMAN: “Is your daddy there?”
LITTLE BOY: (whisper) “Yes.”
SALESMAN: “Can I speak with him?”
LITTLE BOY: (whisper) “He’s busy.”
SALESMAN: “Is there anyone else there?”
LITTLE BOY: (whisper) “The fire department.”
SALESMAN: “Can I talk to one of them?”
LITTLE BOY: (whisper) “They’re busy.”
SALESMAN: “Is there anybody else there?”
LITTLE BOY: (whisper) “The police department.”
SALESMAN: “Well, can I talk to one of them?”
LITTLE BOY: (whisper) “They’re busy.”
SALESMAN: “Let me get this straight, your mother,
father, the fire department and the police department
are all in your house, and they’re all busy. What are
they doing?”
LITTLE BOY: (whisper) “They’re looking for me.”
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~YesTerdaY is a hiStorY...
tOmoRroW is a fuTurE...
anD toDay iS a giFt...
tHaT's whY it's caLLed a prEseNt...
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