There once was a baahman who was very tired of baahman jokes and insults directed at his intelligence.
So, he wore a turban got in his car, and began driving around in the country.
Suddenly, he came to a herd of sheep in the road. he stopped his car and went over to the shepherd who was tending to them.
“If I can guess the exact number of sheep here, will you let me have one?” he asked.
The shepherd, thinking this was a pretty safe bet, agreed.
“You have 171 sheep,” said the baahman in triumph.
Surprised, the shepherd told his to pick out a sheep of his choice.
He looked around for a while and finally found one that he really liked.
he picked it up and was petting it when the shepherd walked over to him and asked, “if I can guess your hair length, will you give me my sheep back?”
The baahman thought it was only fair to let him try. “You’re a bald baahman! Now give me back my dog.”
