The husband was in bedroom when the wife comes home from shopping and enters the bedroom.
She says to husband:
“Take off my wig”, The husband did.
Then she says:
“Take off my clothes”. The husband did.
Then she says:
“Take off my bra and underwear”. he did.
Then she says:
“Take off my shoes”. He did.
Then she says…
“You know what I am very disappointed in you.”
“How many times I have told you not to try my stuff when I am gone!!!”