Shartiaaa Hansi (smile) Dene Waala Joke

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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Eik molvi hota hai or wo apnay students ko ye pata raha hota hai…

“Mere Shagirdo..suno..agar aap gi eik beti hogi, to eik jannat ka darwaza khule ga.”
“Aap gi 2 betien ho gi, to 2 darwaaze khulenge.”
“Aap gi 3 betien hoengi, to 3 darwwaza khulenge.”
“Aghar 4 betien huin, to jannat ke 4 darwaza khulenge”

aik chotta bacha khara ho kar poochta hai:
“Jannat ke kitne darwaze hoten hain?”

Maulwi ji kehtay hain:
“Bete jannat ke 7 darwaza hoten hain”

phir wo chotta bacha kehta hai:
“Agar Meri 9 betiyan hain, 2 darwaza kya tera baap kholega?”

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So typical of Mulvi

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*“na maiN momin vich masiitaaN, na maiN muusaa, na fir’aun!”
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bachay hamaray ahd k chalak ho gaye

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~Live With Dignity, Respect Humanity~

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Lahori cheetay! shart haar gaye ho … hansi nahi aye yaar.

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Do pyare bachche WTC attack ke baad kafi Preshan the....
Ek bolta hai..."Pahle hi History me Itna kuch padhna padta tha....World War1,world War 2,Qai-e-Azam etc etc ,Aur ab WTC and Pentagon bhi Padhna padega...Histori kafi mushkil ho jaayegi"...

Doosra Bolta hai "lekin Geography to asaan ho jaayegi... Afghanistan and Pakistan nahi Padhna Padega..."

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nice one LC....
sharam karo yaar cali....
abhee tum cali me rehtay ho to pakistan ke baare me aisa sochte ho....
was not at all funny....
very mean infact....


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