(I will try to write it as I remember)
A man was looking over at a restaurant, a very old couple in the 80’s or so sitting at a table having one plate in front of them with one steak in it.
Only one set of fork and knife was at the table and the man was eating while woman was looking at her with a smile on her face.
He got curious and upset that why the man is eating and the woman is not.
He then walked up to them and asked,
“Excuse me but I cannot help noticing that why only one person eating?”
The woman said " That’s OK. Its our 50th anniversary and we are sharing everything today". We shared the bed last night, then we took shower in same bathroom and he drove and I gave him directions".
“We also ordered one drink with one straw and we are just sharing everything, half and half”.
The man then said " That is so cute"
“But how come you are not eating that steak?”
She said. "I will in a few minutes. "
“when he is done with using the dentures!”
