Share your phone autocorrect funnies...

Here’s a couple I remember:

  1. Text to an older cousin of my husband’s:
    What it was supposed to say: Salam, that is so cool about Maryam.
    What it went through as: Salam, that’s such a poop about Maryam.

  2. Text to my MIL:
    What it was supposed to say: Salam ammi…
    What it said: Salam ammunition…

  3. Text my husband was sending a lady regarding some business transaction (she’s divorced):
    What it was supposed to say: Sorry to have missed your call.
    What it said: Sorry to have kissed your call.

Share yours :D!

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I have so many of these, but the one i still remember

This is 3-4 years back and i was suppose to be offline, as my internet was down, and one of the friend online asked, how come am online and whats up

What it was supposed to say: using neighbors WiFi
What it said: using neighbors Wife

And the friend was a girl :smack:

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Im famous for this one :omg: chicken karahi is always Chicken marabou :omg:

And Then I’m asked whats chicken marabou? Recipe please. :rotfl:

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:omg: :omg: GEMSSS

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buhahaha :omg:

Share your phone autocorrect funnies...

Happened just now
Alhamdolilah became alpha dolphin:/

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Oh this is nothing. My S3, when I was trying to swype to my friend, who is about to get married 'looking forward to attend your Valima' - phone kept changing it to 'looking forward to attend your vagina'. Thank god he was a male friend.

Shabash s3 owners, try to swype valima on your phone

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Learn to add words to your swype dictionary! :snooty:

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I am sure valima must be added now

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Well hey at least it's in context.

OK please don't ban me. I'm too young to die.

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:omg: I cannot stop laughing.

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It’s OK, you won’t fall sick.

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yours are definitely funnier than the ones found here (some funny ones nonetheless): http://www.damnyouautocorrect.com

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Most of the stuff on there is fake, because auto-correct does not correct capitalized letters, and most of them are capitalized so auto-corrected meaning fake, at least on iphone

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:omg:

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Hahaha I remember I asked u how is baby? And u said alpha dolphin :omg:

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Chatting on what’sapp,
My friend said she is very sick I told her awww have some rest she said no, tomorrow I have a child.
I was like..what??? You never told me about this before :frowning:
She said…errr that was CLASS not child hahahaha :omg: :omg: