~Share Your Favourite JOKES :D~

[jiia]

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khubsurat ab khod hi theek kerlo

[khubsoorat]

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@jiia

http://www.achisite.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Best-urdu-joke-picture-2013.jpg

like this always

[muqawwee123]

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[khubsoorat]

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A man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for there anniversary,
and then his wife didn’t speak to him for 6 months

Was the necklace fake..?
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No.that was the deal

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[khubsoorat]

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^:hehe:

[ehsan]

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Boy 1: Larkion ko "I love you" bolny ki sab se achi jagah konsi hai?
Boy 2: Daata Darbar
Boy 1: Kion ??
Boy 2: Kionky wahan larkiyon ne chapal nahi pehni hoti

[ehsan]

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Ek admi ne zindagi se tang aa kar kaha
"Es zindagi se tu Mout achi hai"
Ek dam farishta aya orr bola ke "mai tumhy lainy ayah on"
Admi bola: Lo ab insaan mazak bhi nai kar sakta

[khubsoorat]

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@ehsan

Ek admi ne zindagi se tang aa kar kaha
“Es zindagi se tu Mout achi hai”
Ek dam farishta aya orr bola ke “mai tumhy lainy ayah on”
Admi bola: Lo ab insaan mazak bhi nai kar sakta

hahaha farishton k sath mazaq

[Blacklisted_Prince]

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Policeman : Darwaza kholo, tmhari biwi truck k niche aa kr kaaghaz jesi bn gyi hai

Man : Tou darwaza kholne ki kia zarurt hai,
Thalion e phara deuo

[khubsoorat]

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[Blacklisted_Prince]

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Aik bnda apne dost se
Yr 6 saal pehle jb me ghar aata tou mera kutta bhonk kr mera isteqbal krta aur meri biwi pyar de kr
Aur ab un dono ne apne uhdey adal badal kr liye hain !

[jiia]

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@khubsoorat

A man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for there anniversary,
and then his wife didn’t speak to him for 6 months :cb:

Was the necklace fake..? :hmmm:
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No.that was the deal :omg:

diomond set:hmmm:deal buri nhai

[khubsoorat]

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Larkay walay: Hamein larki pasand hai shadi kab krni hai

Larki walay: abhi to hmari larki parh rahi hai

Larkay walay: To hmara laka konsa kaka hai jo iski kitabein phaar de ga

[jiia]

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@khubsoorat

Larkay walay: Hamein larki pasand hai shadi kab krni hai

Larki walay: abhi to hmari larki parh rahi hai

Larkay walay: To hmara laka konsa kaka hai jo iski kitabein phaar de ga

hakuna khod to nhai chala gaya tha date fix kerne

[Asif971]

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@khubsoorat

Larkay walay: Hamein larki pasand hai shadi kab krni hai

Larki walay: abhi to hmari larki parh rahi hai

Larkay walay: To hmara laka konsa kaka hai jo iski kitabein phaar de ga

fit hai:rotfl:

[Asif971]

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@Blacklisted_Prince

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Aik bnda apne dost se
Yr 6 saal pehle jb me ghar aata tou mera kutta bhonk kr mera isteqbal krta aur meri biwi pyar de kr
Aur ab un dono ne apne uhdey adal badal kr liye hain !

Hatak e izzat ka daawa ho sakta hai:hmmm:

[Blacklisted_Prince]

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@Asif971

Hatak e izzat ka daawa ho sakta hai:hmmm:

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Lolx, ghar ghar ki kahani
Wakeel n Jud**s khud is masle ka shikar hain

[Asif971]

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@muqawwee123

Muqa ka v yehi haal hoga:D