I start. Went with a friend to a coffee counter during a conference. Now i hardly ever drink coffee, so he asked me which one will you like? I just blurted out, espressoo. He ordered cappacino. The guy at the counter after few minutes handed us two cups, now he got a creamy, foamy cup of cappacino and when i looked at mine, a few ml of darl syrup at bottom of the cup!
I just gulped it down.
Now your turn, but shud be your own, not chachi, mami or dadis
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First time I went to watch a movie , this theater in Karachi had folding seats so it was folded up . I did not know so I just sat on it and I was thinking oh man we paid so much money but this seat is so uncomfortable. One classmate of mine saw me siting high above everybody and knew what happened so he told me to unfold my seat and then sit in comfort. After the movie more than a dozen of classmates was laughing their head off at my paindoo pun.
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I went on up on the water slide in lahore water park. When I went to the top I took out money from my shorts and ask life guide how much.
He smiled and are from --------- city
That was bad!
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Please define paindoo pan? Is it being naive/or backwards?
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i once was a paindoo
but now i'm not...
oh wait...
i still am.
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Please explain what is the defination of Paindu, if its cultural difference then Americans/British are paindu too
If you call these paindu-pun ....
1) I love to wear kameez over jeans and walk around Manhattan
2) Drink red/white wine at same time
3) Ride on Khota-Rehri
4) Barish mein "chaadi" pehn k nahana
5) Summer mein dhoti pehnana ...
Please explain what is the defination of Paindu, if its cultural difference then Americans/British are paindu too
If you call these paindu-pun .... 1) I love to wear kameez over jeans and walk around Manhattan 2) Drink red/white wine at same time 3) Ride on Khota-Rehri 4) Barish mein "chaadi" pehn k nahana 5) Summer mein dhoti pehnana ...
only our desi ppl have the OONCH ZERF to call others paindus. jab Allah ne kaha tha ke tum ashraf-ul-makhlooQat ho..to Allah ne pakistanion ko hi to kaha tha ke tum se berh ke koi aur nahe. so put down others as much as you want. you'll never be punished for anything.
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muje yeh nahi pata tha keh lassi dahi say banti hai
Very common one when I came to USA I read "Jalapenos" with "J" sound instead of reading it "halapenos"
lol or San Jose ko jose bolti thi hoze sun ker 
mu banati thi main:hehe: Ab dykhu yahan Fahda likhna hu tu os ko Fajad likhu phir fahad bolain gy yeh log:hmmm:
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Bismillah bismillah al-rahman al-rahim
shuru Allah ke naam se jo bara mehrban aur nihayet rehm karnay wala hai...
mere bhaiyo aur unki maao'n behno...
saray desi paindoos hain, including yours truely.
Khatam-shuud.
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paindoo pan is what? some kinda desi peter pan?
One classmate of mine saw me siting high above everybody and knew what happened so he told me to unfold my seat and then sit in comfort. After the movie more than a dozen of classmates was laughing their head off at my paindoo pun./quot
iss main paindo wali koi bat nahin, aap kah sakty hain how simple i was
pind main loog seedhi pakar lety hain shery loog ghuma phira kah pakrty hain
lakin pakrty to naak he nahin na donoon
I am a proud paindoo 
ker lo jo kerna hai
accha..
i had the exact same thing happen to me 
but i wasn’t at a conference..i was barely a teenager, amazed at the possibilities of coffee.
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i'm a paindoo snob so i don't ever let others see my paindoopun.
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hr insaan kah insight paindo hota hai, ab zaroorat uss paindo ko talash karny ki hai,sub paindo hain, world tribes sy shourah huwai thi na kah cities sy.
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first time i went grocery shopping after moving 2 us i asked for mince meat and no one understood me. i found out it is called ground beef here. this was when i was a student here.