**Three friends were drunk and they stopped a taxi…the taxi driver figured that they were not in their minds…so, he just switched on the engine and switched it off and told them : “we have arrived”…
First one gave him money…
the second thanked him…but the third one…he slapped the taxi driver…
The taxi driver was stunned because he was hoping that none of them must have had realized that the car dint move an inch…so, he asked him : “what was that for?”
The drunk replied : “control your speed from next time onwards…you almost killed us…”**
