Shamed by the shamrock: an open letter - Kamran Abbasi

I thoroughly enjoyed reading this piece.

Dear Inzy, Bob, and the Doc,
There have been many bad days in the history of Pakistan cricket but 17th March was probably the worst. You have taken a group of players with ability and turned them into the most spineless, lethargic bunch in the world.
For two consecutive matches, every Pakistan batsman has died a coward’s death. They have confirmed their status of flat-track bullies and low-intensity stars. Congratulations, of course, to Ireland who played out of their skins but they really should never have beaten Pakistan, green wicket or flat top.
The way this reality has been hammered home to Pakistan fans leaves us in shock and fills me with disbelief. I, like many other romantic fools, believed that the World Cup would bring the best out of you, that your players would fight to the death, and would prosper on West Indian tracks. Even now, I say that the only team this bunch of players should have found to be unbeatable in this tournament is Australia. The rest are evenly matched in ability but it seems your team is handicapped by its habit of shrinking to the occasion. The team’s supporters have been horribly betrayed. You will understand the anger and it will come at you like a howling wind.
The Pakistan cricket team was once known for its fighting prowess but you have stripped these players of any spirit or steel. Your bowlers have retained some will, they performed admirably in both encounters. In truth, though, they too lacked the killer instinct, that extra 10%, that would have dismissed the West Indies more cheaply and knocked out Ireland. You have paid a heavy price for your inability to make best use of Waqar Younis, and people will ask what Mushtaq Ahmed achieved other than giving himself and you a bloody nose?
Your fielders wander the outfield like elephants, young men grown old and old men grown arthritic. They are a blot on international cricket, a sport that now requires fitness, energy, and speed, yet your players are like the noble unbending amateurs of some bygone era.
Only Pakistan cricket could do this because only Pakistan cricket could have a system that fails from A to Z. Only Pakistan cricket could have a system whose failures are protected by the patronage of the president of the country. Whatever the merits of the president’s work elsewhere, he must take responsibility for being shamed by the shamrock. Because, ultimately, he appointed his pal, the good doctor, to rescue Pakistan’s world cup chances. Instead of rescue, **Doc, you have orchestrated a catalogue of disasters, embarrassments, and ill-conceived schemes and intrigues. For shame, Doc, move on. Look after human development in Pakistan, though on second thoughts if you are as unsuccessful in that as you have been in cricket administration perhaps you had better leave human development to somebody else. **
Your combination has failed too, Inzy and Bob. Your choices, your strategies, your inspiration have brought us to this. Nobody should doubt that you both had the best of intentions but the best of intentions mean nothing when your team surrenders in a hurry. And it is not as if these failings are new. Unsettled openers, batsmen unable to negotiate swing or seam as they gift wickets like sweetmeats on Eid, and a general lethargy about the team that only disappears in moments of crisis. You have given the impression of men asleep on your watch, but Pakistan’s cricket fans are some of the keenest observers of the game. And the majority don’t like what they have seen this last six months. What they have seen most obviously is an absence of leadership, a confusion in strategy created by disunity of purpose, and persistent failure on the cricket field.
With all due respect, I believe it is time for both of you to seek pastures new. The extent of this loss means that Pakistan cricket must build afresh, free of the shackles of the past. Many will say that you should have gone much earlier but I believe that up to last year’s tour of England you both helped Pakistan regain much respectability in international cricket. But everything possible has gone wrong since then and Pakistan cricket now finds itself in a similar mess to the aftermath of the last World Cup. Overall, no progress then, a bad situation to be in.
But I hope you are not made the only scapegoats because the **** needs to pass upwards and cover you Doc and your man at the helm, Salim Altaf.
What to do? Well, Pakistan cricket will survive. There remains a passion for this sport like no other in the country’s cities and villages. But Pakistan cricket requires a root and branch reform, a top-to-toe shake up. The PCB requires to be run by people appointed on the basis of merit not friendship or relationship. And the first job that meritocracy should do is sack its selection committee and replace it with some real champions of Pakistan cricket.
Our new captain needs to be somebody with age on his side and fire in his belly. A leader who will lead by example and fill his charges with a passion to succeed. We know there is no perfect choice but what Pakistan cricket needs to rediscover most urgently is its attitude. These spineless capitulations sit uncomfortably with us emotive Pakistanis. There are only three candidates to my mind: Younis Khan, Shoaib Malik, and, I thought I’d never say this, Shahid Afridi. Something inside me says that after the lethargy of Inzamam, the passion of Afridi might be just the antidote we all need.
Finally, at this moment I can’t help but think of the great players that made Pakistan a force in world cricket, the battles they fought to create a team for a whole nation to be proud of. I can’t reconcile those images in my mind with the joke of a cricket team we have desperately supported over the last six months, batsmen unable to bat, bowlers unable to stay fit, with some fanciful notion that all would be well come the big day.
Inzy, Bob, and the Doc, you came, you saw, and you floundered. The best thing you can do for Pakistan cricket is leave it to rediscover the qualities that once made it great. You have sentenced us all to four years of painful memories. Failure, they say, is an orphan but this one has at least three fathers, and the fathers of this failure need to adopt some other child.
In the end, though, it just shows how important a skill great leadership is–and none of you possess it.
**Source:**http://blogs.cricinfo.com/pakspin/archives/2007/03/shamed_by_the_shamrock_an_open.php#more](http://blogs.cricinfo.com/pakspin/archives/2007/03/shamed_by_the_shamrock_an_open.php#more)

Re: Shamed by the shamrock: an open letter - Kamran Abbasi

very well written

Re: Shamed by the shamrock: an open letter - Kamran Abbasi

Osman Samiuddin: The world’s laughing-stock
http://content-uk.cricinfo.com/wc2007/content/story/285881.html
First, an apology to the Irish: what follows is meant in no way to take anything away from what must be one of that immensely warm, tiny nation’s greatest sporting achievements. They outplayed Pakistan with bat, ball, mind, body, soul and all else that goes into the winning of cricket matches.
Niall O’Brien, Boyd Rankin and Andre Botha, we thank you for reminding us precisely why cricket is the wonderful game that it is and why the story of David and Goliath, no matter what twist it is given, will never bore. We salute you for doing your utmost to promote the cause of ‘minnows’, for striking one for the romantics in sport.
And we apologise to you for our captain Inzamam-ul-Haq’s disgraceful yet revealing post-match comment that kismet was not with Pakistan; kismet or fate, Inzamam, had nothing to do with it and to say it did degrades a mighty performance. But can I politely ask that the Irish now look away lest it spoil their Guinness buzz.
Cricket is a beautiful sport but since August last year, in Pakistan it has been an ugly, grotesque creature. Every scandal, every debilitating, familiar loss, every pathetic little lie, every cock-up has hammered away not only at the game itself but at our souls as followers.
To top that entire period by losing to Ireland, by getting knocked out of the World Cup barely five days after it began, throwing out of the window in five days what was supposed to have been three years of preparation and somehow contriving to make even the doomed World Cup class of 2003 appear champions, is cause enough to churn out that most hackneyed of literary clich鳠- the cricket obituary.
I was tempted to write one now, before I realized that I had written one for a local magazine when Pakistan were knocked out of the last World Cup. I was wrong then and am wrong now for Pakistan cricket is not dead. Death would be a blessing, a final blow that we could eventually get over. No, we’re in a far worse situation: doomed to exist in a state of perpetual, cyclical near-death, resurrected after every World Cup, only to slowly develop the same cancers, quickly rot, come close to death and then revamp all over again.
On the field, the same ills plague us. We might as well not play openers and better fielders have been spotted in morgues. The same morgues probably have fitter bowlers in them. **A touch of green on any surface still produces a whole host of yellow in our batsmen. **
There are some new twists to this vintage. **The holier than thou religiosity is a sidelight, but when you know that all of them are so trapped by material greed that they ask for money to even pick up a phone to answer your call, how much respect can you have for their moral fibre? **
Leaving everything in the hands of the Almighty isn’t a great Plan A. But if Plan B was evident in the form of Pakistan’s squad selection for the tournament, then perhaps the first wasn’t so bad after all. Imran Nazir and Danish Kaneria were particularly baffling, only because they hadn’t featured at all in the last three years (dropping Kaneria for the Irish game bordered on the genius). Azhar Mahmood had featured even less in that period.
Off the field is no different. The world has decried, bemoaned and laughed at the way we have cocked up the doping crisis. They laughed when we changed captains thrice in a trice and the administration too in October. They fell over, sides split, when our biggest contribution to the World Cup was a discussion on which languages are banned and which are not at press conferences. The board’s constitution, promised to us at the start of the year and several times since, remains hidden. Who knows whether or not it makes any difference anyway.
The chairman of selectors has as much say as the country’s prime minister (very little) and a similar level of success. The coach has been accused by many, including PCB officials, of spending too much time on things that aren’t coaching. The relationship with the captain has been rocky since the Oval Test, which is when Pakistan’s latest descent began. The captain has, according to almost everyone bar himself, become a dictator of the worst kind since then. All of which means the case for sacking each and every one of them can be made rationally, rather than just emotionally. If we’re getting emotional then we should call for the entire team and board to be sacked, maybe to be replaced by the Under-19 team. Or the team from my neighbourhood.
**Is this response over the top? Probably, but if we’re not to get emotional over this then what are we to get emotional over? And it’s still not half as bad as what the country is saying. **
No excuse, no reference to fate or God’s will, no green pitch, no blue one, no injured players, no poor selection, nothing can justify this. Unlike that obituary which I eventually lost, I’ll hang on to this article. I’ll need it again in four years’ time.

Pakistani Cricket Team is the Cricket World’s laughing stock

http://content-usa.cricinfo.com/wc2007/content/current/story/285881.html

Pakistan’sWorld Cup exit crowns eight shambolic months on the field and off it

The world’s laughing-stock

Osman Samiuddin

March 18, 2007

Ireland have done their utmost to promote the cause of ‘minnows’, for striking one for the romantics in sport © Getty Images

First, an apology to the Irish: what follows is meant in no way to take anything away from what must be one of that immensely warm, tiny nation’s greatest sporting achievements. They outplayed Pakistan with bat, ball, mind, body, soul and all else that goes into the winning of cricket matches.

Niall O’Brien, Boyd Rankin and Andre Botha, we thank you for reminding us precisely why cricket is the wonderful game that it is and why the story of David and Goliath, no matter what twist it is given, will never bore. We salute you for doing your utmost to promote the cause of ‘minnows’, for striking one for the romantics in sport.

And we apologise to you for our captain Inzamam-ul-Haq’s disgraceful yet revealing post-match comment that kismet was not with Pakistan; kismet or fate, Inzamam, had nothing to do with it and to say it did degrades a mighty performance. But can I politely ask that the Irish now look away lest it spoil their Guinness buzz.

Cricket is a beautiful sport but since August last year, in Pakistan it has been an ugly, grotesque creature. Every scandal, every debilitating, familiar loss, every pathetic little lie, every cock-up has hammered away not only at the game itself but at our souls as followers.

To top that entire period by losing to Ireland, by getting knocked out of the World Cup barely five days after it began, throwing out of the window in five days what was supposed to have been three years of preparation and somehow contriving to make even the doomed World Cup class of 2003 appear champions, is cause enough to churn out that most hackneyed of literary clich�s - the cricket obituary.

I was tempted to write one now, before I realized that I had written one for a local magazine when Pakistan were knocked out of the last World Cup. I was wrong then and am wrong now for Pakistan cricket is not dead. Death would be a blessing, a final blow that we could eventually get over. No, we’re in a far worse situation: doomed to exist in a state of perpetual, cyclical near-death, resurrected after every World Cup, only to slowly develop the same cancers, quickly rot, come close to death and then revamp all over again.

On the field, the same ills plague us. We might as well not play openers and better fielders have been spotted in morgues. The same morgues probably have fitter bowlers in them. A touch of green on any surface still produces a whole host of yellow in our batsmen.

There are some new twists to this vintage. The holier than thou religiosity is a sidelight, but when you know that all of them are so trapped by material greed that they ask for money to even pick up a phone to answer your call, how much respect can you have for their moral fibre?

The relationship between Inzamam-ul-Haq and Bob Woolmer has been rocky since the Oval Test, which is when Pakistan’s latest descent began. The captain has, according to almost everyone bar himself, become a dictator of the worst kind since then © AFP

Leaving everything in the hands of the Almighty isn’t a great Plan A. But if Plan B was evident in the form of Pakistan’s squad selection for the tournament, then perhaps the first wasn’t so bad after all. Imran Nazir and Danish Kaneria were particularly baffling, only because they hadn’t featured at all in the last three years (dropping Kaneria for the Irish game bordered on the genius). Azhar Mahmood had featured even less in that period.

Off the field is no different. The world has decried, bemoaned and laughed at the way we have cocked up the doping crisis. They laughed when we changed captains thrice in a trice and the administration too in October. They fell over, sides split, when our biggest contribution to the World Cup was a discussion on which languages are banned and which are not at press conferences. The board’s constitution, promised to us at the start of the year and several times since, remains hidden. Who knows whether or not it makes any difference anyway.

The chairman of selectors has as much say as the country’s prime minister (very little) and a similar level of success. The coach has been accused by many, including PCB officials, of spending too much time on things that aren’t coaching. The relationship with the captain has been rocky since the Oval Test, which is when Pakistan’s latest descent began. The captain has, according to almost everyone bar himself, become a dictator of the worst kind since then.

All of which means the case for sacking each and every one of them can be made rationally, rather than just emotionally. If we’re getting emotional then we should call for the entire team and board to be sacked, maybe to be replaced by the Under-19 team. Or the team from my neighborhood.

Is this response over the top? Probably, but if we’re not to get emotional over this then what are we to get emotional over? And it’s still not half as bad as what the country is saying.

No excuse, no reference to fate or God’s will, no green pitch, no blue one, no injured players, no poor selection, nothing can justify this. Unlike that obituary which I eventually lost, I’ll hang on to this article. I’ll need it again in four years’ time.

Osman Samiuddin is Pakistan editor of Cricinfo

Re: Pakistani Cricket Team is the Cricket World's laughing stock

^ already posted under 'shamed by the shamrock..................

Re: Shamed by the shamrock: an open letter - Kamran Abbasi

^sums up everything
i found inzi's post match comment saying it was not in gods will for us to win an odd thing to say as well, but i guess he was struggling for words after that loss

Re: Shamed by the shamrock: an open letter - Kamran Abbasi

Brilliant article......................