Ladka: Kaash in hasinaaon kay baap mar jayen’
Bahana ho afsos ka, hum inke ghar to jayen
Ladki: Aisa sochna bhi aye zalim paap hoga
Kabhi tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga
Kutta ban gaya hoon tere pyaar main
yakeen nahin aata to suno…Bhow..bhow
Aaj Tu Kali Hai, Kal Gulab Hoga
Mujh Se Shadi Kar Le, Bara Sawaab HogaLadki: Chandni chand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi
Mohabaat ek se hoti hai, hazaron se nahi
Ladka: Chandni chand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga
Mohabbat ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hogMaine tujhe pyar kiya, saraswati samajh kar
Tere baap ne mujhe pita, agarbattti samajh karMilna hai to mil
isee duniya ke chaman main
Phir kya milna hoga,
Jab laaash hogi kafan mainMaine tujhe dekha,
handle badal badal kar
Tere baap ne mujhe peeta,
sandle badal badal karYusuf ka husn, Zulekha ka khumaar dekha hai
Kuch is tarah se Haseenon ka pyaar dekha hai
Unhe khilane pilaane main hui hai yeh haalat
Kasm khuda ki..Cinema bhi udhaar dekha hai----------------Starting : “Aisi Apni Wife Ho”------------------
Wife …Wife…Wife…
5’ 6" jiski height ho,
Jeans jiski tight ho,
Chehara jiska bright ho,
Umar 22 se 27 ho,
Aisi apni Wife ho.Sadak per sab kahe kya cute ho,
Bheer main sab kahe side ho, side ho,
Bambai, Delhi ya Gujarat ki paidaish ho,
Sas ki seva jiski khwahish ho
Aisi apni Wife ho.Parosi jab baat kare to haath me knife ho,
Dinner kay time candle light ho,
Hum me tum me kabhi na koi fight ho,
Milne ke baad dil delight ho,
Yeh kavita parhne ke baad log kahe “chikne, tum right ho”,
Aisi apni Wife ho.kaash yeh concept .0001 percent bhi right ho
agar aisi apni wife ho
to kya hasin life hohar kisi ki yahi farmaish ho
kudrat ki bhi aazmaaish ho
khudah ke software mein bhi bug ki gunjaish ho
ay kaash, kahin to ek aisi paidaish ho
aisi apni wife ho!
----------------end of “Aisi Apni Wife Ho”------------------Gul gaya, Gulshan gaya, Gaye honthon ki laaali
Ab to peeecha chor de, main ho gayee bachchon waaliKamaata nahin hun itni ke tujhe roz khilaoon
Aaati hai to aaa ja, ya kisi aur ko pataooonChandni raat thi, main so rahi thi
Phir kisi ne darwaza khutkhataya
Maine soncha mera dil aaya
Darwaza khol ker dekha to bijli ka bill aaayaKatchi Kali Katchnar Ki, Katcha Na Samjhna
Lar Jaoonga Tere Baap Se Batcha Na SamajhnaAngoothi Chanak Gaye, Nageena Nikal Gaya
Afsos Tera Baap, Kameena Nikal GayaDil Logi, Ke Jaan Logi
Meri Jaan Set Hone main Kitna Time LogiYeh zulfain hain tumhari, ya resham ke jaal,
Kitne khush-naseeb hain vo choohe
Jin hon ne kutre tere baaalSoldier Soldier…pressure cooker khol kar
Sabzi meri uraa le gayaKuch Kuch Hota Hai,
Exam paas aaye, sir mera dukhaye
Teacher ne na jaaane kyun, dande dikhaye,
Ab to mera sir, jaage na sota hai,
Kya karoon haye, kuch kuch hota hai…Sheeshi bhari gulab ki, phatthar se phor doon
Pant wali mil jaye to ghanghre wali ko chor doonWoh jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke note bichata hoon
Woh chaali jati hai tab uthaa leta hoonSheeshi bhari gulab ki, sheesha chatak gaya,
Buddhi ne aankh maari, buddha latak gayaDil hai tera dariyaa…Aankhen hain teri Jheel
So my darling … What’s The Big-Deal ??Patharr kyun marte ho, pura pahaar maar do
Hum yuheeen mar jayenge, sirf ek baar aankh maar doYeh tera chehra hai yaa kele ka chhilka
Jo dekha to dil phisal gayaTairna Hai To Paani Main Aao, Kinare Pe Kya Rakha Hai
Ishq Karna Hai To Bahar aa, Ishare main Kya Rakha HaiMaine tumhare yadon mein ro ro ke tub bhar diya
Magar tum itne bewafa nikle, ki naha ke chal diyeMaine tujhe dekha
Dekhta raha, Dekhta hi gaya
Phir mujhe chashma lag gayaBolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain
Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge
maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai
bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaogeAaakhain taras gayee tumhara khyal aa gaya
Ab to chehra dikha do, naya saal aaa gayaGhar ghar main diya jale
To diwali mat samjho
Agar main tere peeche paroon
To mawali mat samjhoKhud ko kar buland itnaa
Kay Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche
Aur khuda tumse puche
Abe gadhe, ab utrega kaiseJanaza Mera Nikla, Duniya Dekh Ne Nikli
Magar Woh Zalim Na Nikli, Jiske Liye Mera Janaza NiklaTeri Beauty Ne Mujko Appeal Kiya,
Dusri Ko Reject Kiya,
Aur Tisri Ko Select Kiya.Birdy, birdy in the sky
Why you poo poo in my eye
I didn’t sigh, i didn’t cry
Thank God, Cow’s don’t fly !Apple kat ta hoon knife se,
Paani peeta hoon pipe se,
Kya zamana aaa gaya,
Joote khata hoon wife sePyar mein kisine Dhoka to kisine kasam khayi hai
Hum wo majnoo hai jisne sirf laat khayi haiDharti se aasmaan tak, aasmaan se dharti tak
Dharti se aasman tak, aasmaan se dharti tak
Hawa hi hawa hai.
Gam woh cheez hai
Jisse kagaz chipkaye jaate hainHumne bhi pyar kiya tha zindgi main,badi joshh ke sath !
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha zindgi main,badi shhor ke sath !
Aab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath !Unki zulfoon pe pyaar aaya
Paas ja kar dekha tu sardar payaDuniya Se Jo Darre, Usse Kaayar Kehte Hain,
Duniya Jisse Darre, Usse Shaayar Kehte Hain