Shadi~Shuda...........

Ek aadmi Dubai jaanay ke lliye jab Aeroplane me baithnay laga to aawaaaj aai, “Is par mat baith, ye crash honay wala hai…”
Aadmi us airoplane may nahi baitha…Aur wo aeroplane wakai me crash ho gaya.

Aadmi ne Titanic se jaanay ka faisla kiya.
Aawaaaj aai, “Is par mat baith, ye Doob jaayga”
Aadmi us nahi baitha…Aur titanic doob gaya.

Aadmi ne Bus se jaanay ka faisla kiya.
Aawaaaj aai, "Is par mat baith, iska accident ho jaaana hai…
Aadmi ko bahut hairaani hue… parayshaan ho kar usnay poocha ? kaun ye jo mujhay baar baar bacha raha hai…
Aawaaj aai…A…L…L…A…H
Aadmi :

To Allah Miyan!

Aap TAB KAHA~n THAY jab meri shaadi ho rahi thi..

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:D

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:rotfl: :rotfl:

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HEHE

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:D

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:omg: :omg:

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Aap ne shadi kar ke kaun say teer marnay thay?

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Lol

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:cb:

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haha

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LMFAO...

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Didnt get this one

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means tab b to mujy batana tha k shadi na kar,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

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:is: La Haula Wala Quwatt…Allah(SWT) pe joke bana lia…marduud…namakuul…ulu ke charkhhay

(MERE DADI KAHA KARTI THEE)

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:omg:

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:hmmm:

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:what: kar k kah raha tha?