SHADI NA KARNA YAROO 
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Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
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At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?” The other replied, “Yes, I am, I married the wrong man.”
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After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.” She replied, “Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice.”
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The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said,“I’ve found a man just like father!” Her mother replied, “So what do you want from me, sympathy?”
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The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
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First guy (proudly): “My wife’s an angel!” Second guy: “You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.”
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Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards
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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
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Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
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You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Jo kar chukay hain woh tou bhugat hi rahay hain na 
