Sexual tension between Arafat, Sharon reaches breaking point

It’s all becoming cleart now…

JERUSALEM—The long-simmering sexual tension between Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon and Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat finally reached a breaking point Monday, culminating in a passionate kiss before a shocked delegation of Mideast negotiators.

“You always got the feeling that there was something more behind all the anger and tension,” said European Union Foreign Policy Chief Javier Solana. “They wouldn’t agree on anything, even though their people were dying, locked in this unending conflict. It never made sense—until now.”

  Continued Solana: "All that repressed passion. And neither of them would admit it to the other... or to themselves."

  According to sources, midway through a 10 a.m. meeting to discuss a possible pullout of Israeli troops from several West Bank settlements, Sharon accused Arafat of secretly channeling PLO funds into Hamas and other terrorist organizations. The accusation prompted Arafat to rise from his chair and stand toe-to-toe with his Israeli counterpart. The ensuing heated exchange quickly escalated into a shouting match, which reached an unexpected crescendo when the two leaders embraced in a deep, passionate kiss.

Finally a good religious reason to shoot the 2 finally!


It is a pleasure to stand upon the shore, and to see ships tost upon the sea: a pleasure to stand in the window of a castle, and to see a battle and the adventures thereof below: but no pleasure is comparable to standing upon the vantage ground of truth . . . and to see the errors, and wanderings, and mists, and tempests, in the vale below.

How cute…

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What thats sick!Agree With CM shoot them both and be done with it.

Don't you just love the Onion!

If only it were true, we could just send them to counselling and be done with it.

Thanks OhioGuy, I meant to add the link.and give proper credit, my fault.
http://www.theonion.com/onion3820/sexual_tension.html

Did you see China’s leading Newspaper picked up an Onion story and printed as if was fact lol.

I read about that on cnn UTD what a goof putting it out there like its fact a retractable dome for congress and China thought it was real thats too funny

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was there a show of tongue as well?
anyways it is said about arafat that he is moroccan jew.

No I suggest they hold a meeting in Paris (the capital of love) get them the honey moon suite and they can solve their differences over a candle light dinner at the Ritz.


It is a pleasure to stand upon the shore, and to see ships tost upon the sea: a pleasure to stand in the window of a castle, and to see a battle and the adventures thereof below: but no pleasure is comparable to standing upon the vantage ground of truth . . . and to see the errors, and wanderings, and mists, and tempests, in the vale below.

If they go to dinner make sure it's not an all-you-can-eat deal, Sharon might get a little messy.

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atleast they might agree on the food being kosher

This whole thing makes for the most disgusting visual......

Sort of makes me want to brush my teeth.....

Too many jokes…too little time.

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I wish you would shower as well.

If we could only get Arafat to brush his. Sharon may give him some of that lovin' more often.

Maybe Sharon likes the unwashed/unbrushed teeth.


It is a pleasure to stand upon the shore, and to see ships tost upon the sea: a pleasure to stand in the window of a castle, and to see a battle and the adventures thereof below: but no pleasure is comparable to standing upon the vantage ground of truth . . . and to see the errors, and wanderings, and mists, and tempests, in the vale below.

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ooops ..
sorry boys ..

didnt mean to interrupt

a GAY orgie

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“One of the characteristics of healthy cultures is that they can poke fun at themselves.”

[quote]
Originally posted by underthedome:
**It's all becoming cleart now...

JERUSALEM—The long-simmering sexual tension between Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon and Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat finally reached a breaking point Monday, culminating in a passionate kiss before a shocked delegation of Mideast negotiators.

"You always got the feeling that there was something more behind all the anger and tension," said European Union Foreign Policy Chief Javier Solana. "They wouldn't agree on anything, even though their people were dying, locked in this unending conflict. It never made sense—until now."

  Continued Solana: "All that repressed passion. And neither of them would admit it to the other... or to themselves."

  According to sources, midway through a 10 a.m. meeting to discuss a possible pullout of Israeli troops from several West Bank settlements, Sharon accused Arafat of secretly channeling PLO funds into Hamas and other terrorist organizations. The accusation prompted Arafat to rise from his chair and stand toe-to-toe with his Israeli counterpart. The ensuing heated exchange quickly escalated into a shouting match, which reached an unexpected crescendo when the two leaders embraced in a deep, passionate kiss.**

[/quote]

Give both of them extra dose of Viagra and lcok both of them in a room until they solve the problem.I hope they will resolve all hate issues.

Yes, I suppose Sharon confined him to that nasty Rhamallah compound after catching him out on the town one night. Yassir is actually quite an accomplished rapper…

And Chaltahai, I shower every month whether I need it or not!

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By the way, you missed the chowder festival this weekend.

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Is it progress when a cannibal uses a knife and fork?

EWWWWWWWWW
gross!!!


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