When I was younger, I had dreams of being an English teacher who had a thick red sharpie with which I marked my students’ papers.
Since going back to Teacher’s College is too much effort, I satisfy my need by correcting fellow guppies. So thank you for letting me live my dream.
More on topic, some of those ads are appalling - especially the one where the lady is lying down on the ground as rug to be stepped on by the guy 