Original Quote
If you love someone, Set her free…
If she comes back, She’s yours,
If she doesn’t, She never was…
New Versions…
Pessimist:
If you love someone, Set her free …
If she ever comes back, She’s yours,
If she doesn’t, As Expected, She never was…
Optimist:
If you love someone, Set her free …
Don’t worry, She will come back
Suspicious:
If you love someone, Set her free …
If she ever comes back, Ask her why
Impatient:
If you love someone, Set her free …
If she doesn’t come back within one hour, Call her up
Patient:
If you love someone, Set her free …
If she doesn’t come back, Continue to wait until she comes back …
Playful:
If you love someone, Set her free …
If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again
C++ Programmer:
If(you-love(m_she)), m_she.free()
If(m_she == NULL), m_she= new CShe;
Animal-Rights Activist:
If you love someone, Set her free …
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!
Lawyer:
If you love someone, Set her free …
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the
Second Amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that…
Bill Gates:
If you love someone, Set her free …
If she comes back, I think we can charge her for re-installation fees
But tell her that she’s also going to get an upgrade
Biologist:
If you love someone, Set her free …
She’ll evolve.
Statistician:
If you love someone, Set her free …
If she loves you, The probability of her coming back is high
If she doesn’t, Your relation was improbable anyway
Schwarzenegger’s Fan:
If you love someone, Set her free …
SHE’LL BE BACK!
Over-Possessive Person:
If you love someone, Don’t set her free …
HR Specialist:
If you love someone, Set her free by Offering her VRS and other benefits …
Then outsource her
MBA:
If you love someone, Set her free instantaneously and …
Look for others simultaneously
Psychologist:
If you love someone, Set her free …
If she comes back, Her super-ego is dominant
If she doesn’t come back, Her ID is supreme
If she doesn’t go, She must be crazy
Somnambulist:
If you love someone, Set her free …
If she comes back, It’s a nightmare
If she doesn’t, You must be dreaming
ERP Functional Expert:
If you love someone, Set her free …
If she comes back, Map her into your system
If she doesn’t, Carry out a gap-fit analysis
Finance Expert:
If you love someone, Set her free …
If she comes back, It’s time to look for fresh loans
If she doesn’t, Write her off as an asset gone bad
Marketing Specialist:
If you love someone, Set her free …
If she comes back, She has brand loyalty
If she doesn’t, Reposition the brand in a new market
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