serious question...

Hangout GupShup Cafe
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seriously.. those annoying mehmaanz..

its TRUELY LIKE THIS: they show up at YOUR place, take a dump at YOUR TABLE, and then ask.. WHATS FOR DINNER?

tsk tsk tsk tsk .. how would u cope with them ? if it was (upto) me, i would’ve rolled them into kali chaadar, and with all four legs, fired some MIGHTY dolattiez..

share your solutions :chai:

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adn they stay until its like 4 in the morning

and the parents make sure the children greet and and hv gupshup with thm too :naraz:

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I present them my best dishes with worst tastes ever :D

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the person must be a very close relative or friend to frankly ask this question. If that’s the case, i don’t mind.

otherwise, we never had a not so close relative/friend asking such questions.

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tell them pooray week grocerry nahi ki chalo baher khatay hain. n then tell them u forgot ur wallet at home :cb: they’ll hate u forever

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i feel like leaving home …
soo many guests everyday :naraz:

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as soon as they enter.. or try to enter the door, this small friendly conversation is sure to burst their ambitious bubble or whatever …

"Assalam o Alaikum < here enter the name / relationship >
Kyaa haal chaal hain aap kay. Main bhi sooch raha thaa 2 dinn ho gaiey aap nay chakkar nahi lagaya hamari taraf khanay kay time pay :hug:

Khairr - Khana tu aap ghar say khaa kar hi niklay hongay :hmmm:
aur chaiey ghar jaa kar hi peeyaaiN gay - mujhay maloom hay aap sirf apnay gawalay kay doodh ki hi chaiey peetay hain :smiley: . Yeh bataieyaay aap hamaray liyaay mithai kaun si laiey haiN :blush: .

Aur aap ko rickshaw taxi ki koi fikar karnay ki zaroorat nahi hay :hugz: , bass yeh bata dain kahan jana hay :hoonh: - main abhi taxi mangwaa daitaa hooN - taqreeban 20 25 minute tu lag hi jaieN gay taxi aatay aatay - jab tak hum khull kar bataiN karain Gay :jhanda: "

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^toronto main rikshaws bhi hotay hain :cb:

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is main serious kahan hona tha chai

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YES there is one rickshaw in Toronto :smooth:

On Gerrard Street, in front of Lahore Tikka House :jhanda:

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^ agar itnee hee Talab hay to yahan say bhijwaa dain app ko ? chai

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well … simply Cook Crab and lobsters and force them to eat :smokin2:

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simply khanay main kuch pait saaf karne ki dawa mix kar do.

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or just tell them to leave in a polite formable manner.........or like me tell them to get lost:D

when do you get
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well dunno what i'll do that time...but seriously iam not gonna open the door the next time they come...

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mehmaan rehmat hote hain:smilestar:agar ghar say bahir rahe to