serious question-if a woman slapped u would u hit her back

[Terrible_Guy]

Re: serious question-if a woman slapped u would u hit her back

@rizwanfareed

I mean what right has anyone got to hit you and get away with it?? especially with the size of some women these days

I say if you ever do get hit by a woman dont stand there with your hands in your pocket chewing gum like a besharam! do something.

When I was younger (until the beginning of high school), I used to retaliate physical attacks from both males and females alike. That “I can hit you but you can’t hit me” attitude that a lot of them had was annoying and I was sure to show them what I thought about it.

Now in 2005, it would depend why she did it. If it was because of some fault of mine, then I would apologize and not do anything offensive. If she’s just being a b****, I’d probably do one of the following:
A) Laugh at her (and then dodge/block the attack when she tries it again)
B)Scare her without actually touching her
C) Depute some other woman to slap her for me

This is of course all hypothetical. I haven’t had to deal with this type of situation in over 10 years. I’ve tried options A and B in the past and they worked out nicely.