Martha on a plane ride
Martha and Harry went to the fair every year.
And every year Harry said to martha.. I want a ride in the airplane… wouldn’t it be so much fun up there in the sky so high!
And every year Martha would reply.. No Harry..it costs ten dollars and ten dollars is ten dollars.. This conversation kept on happenning but one year Harry said to
Martha.. “I am 71 years old.. this may be my last chance to ride in an airplane..” So martha agreed and the airplane pilot made
them a deal.. If you dont talk AT ALL throughout the trip well it wont cost you anything.. but if you talk AT ALL during the
trip it will cost you Ten dollars..
So the plane flight came to an end after ten minutes of twists and turns in the air and dives over the sea…When the plane landed the pilot said You done very well not to
talk throughout the whole plane trip and Harry replied.. Well i found it very hard not to talk when martha fell out of the plane!
A True Senior Moment
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple’s house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the
kitchen. The two elderly gentlemen were talking, and one said, “Last night we went out to a new restaurant, and it was really
great. I would recommend it very highly.”
The other man said, “What is the name of the restaurant?”
The first man thought and thought and finally said, “What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know…the one that is red and has thorns.”
“Do you mean a rose?”
“Yes,” the man said and then he turned toward the kitchen and
yelled, “Rose, what’s the name of that restaurant we went to last night?”
P.S: i know some otha good ones..but they aren’t rated G .. so guzara with this
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I don’t have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.