An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon
Returning to her car, found four males in the act of
Leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping
Bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the
Top of her voice, “I have a gun, and I know how to use
It! Get out of the car, NOW!”
The four men didn’t wait for a second invitation. They
Got out and ran like mad!
The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her
Shopping bags into the back of the car and got into
The driver’s seat.
She was so shaken that she could not get her key into
The ignition. She tried and tried, and then it dawned
On her why…For the same reason she did not
Understand why there was a football, a Frisbee and two
12-packs in the front seat…
A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four
Or five spaces farther down..
She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the
Police station to report her mistake.
The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn’t stop
Laughing. He pointed to the other end of the counter,
Where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a
Mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five
Feet tall, glasses, curly white hair and carrying a
Large handgun.
No charges were filed.
MORAL OF THE STORY?
If you’re going to have a Senior Moment, make it
Memorable !!