Senility Prayer

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Senility Prayer

THE SENILITY PRAYER

God grant me the senility to forget the people I
never liked anyway, the
good fortune to run into
the ones that I do, and the eyesight to tell the
difference.

  Now that I'm older (but refuse to grow up)

here’s what I’ve

discovered…

  ONE - I started out with nothing, and I

still have most of it.

  TWO - My wild oats have turned into prunes

and All Bran.

  THREE - I finally got my head together,

now my body is falling

apart.

  FOUR - Funny, I don't remember being

absent minded.

  FIVE - All reports are in, life is now

officially unfair.

  SIX - If all is not lost, where is it?

  SEVEN - It is easier to get older than it

is to get wiser.

  EIGHT - Some days you are the dog, some

days you’re the hydrant.

  NINE - I wish the buck stopped here, I

sure could use a few.

  TEN - Kids in the back seat cause

accidents.

  ELEVEN - Accidents in the back seat cause

kids.

  TWELVE - It's hard to make a come back

when you haven’t been

anywhere.

  THIRTEEN - The only time the world beats a

path to your door is

when

you’re in the bathroom.

  FOURTEEN - If God wanted me to touch my

toes, he would have put

them

on my knees.

  FIFTEEN - When I'm finally holding all the

cards, why does

everyone

decide to play chess?

  SIXTEEN - It's not hard to meet

expenses…they’re everywhere.

  SEVENTEEN - The only difference between a

rut and a grave is the

depth.

  EIGHTEEN - These days, I spend a lot of

time thinking about the

hereafter…I go somewhere to get something and
then wonder what I’m
here
after.

  NINETEEN - I AM UNABLE TO REMEMBER IF I

HAVE MAILED THIS TO YOU

BEFORE OR NOT !!!

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[quote]
Originally posted by Zakk:

  THIRTEEN - The only time the world beats a

path to your door is
when
you're in the bathroom.

  FOURTEEN - If God wanted me to touch my

toes, he would have put
them
on my knees.

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[/quote]

lol.....funny...

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LOL!
Wise words!

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