Senator's Ten percent

An Indian politician went to the US to visit his counterpart. When the senator invited him home for dinner, the minister was very impressed by the lavish mansion, grounds and the costly furnishings.
He asked “How can you afford all this on a meagre senator’s salary?”
The sentaor smiled knowingly and took him to the window.

“Can you see the river?”

“Yes” said the minister

“Can you see the bridge over it?”

“Of course”, said the minister.

“10 percent”, said the senator smugly.

Some time later, he had occasion to pay a return visit. The Indian minister lavished all hospitality on him.When they came to his house,the American was stunned by the huge palace the minister had built, glittering with precious art, hundreds of servants etc etc.

“How can you possibly afford this, on a salary in Indian Rupees”, he asked.

The minister called him to the window. “See the river over there?”

“Sure”, cried the senator.

“Can you see the bridge over it?”

The senator looked, was confused, peered closely and said “No, I don’t see any bridge.”

“100 percent”, said the minister !!

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:D

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I don't get it.

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haha!

sara the senator gets 10% of the cost of what it took to build the bridge. the minister got 100%. get it? :wink:

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American senator built the bridge over the river but kept 10% of the money he got to build the bridge.

American didn't see any bridge in India because the Indian senator kept ALL 100% of the money that he got to build the bridge.

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:biggthumb

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Hahaha good one. Waise this can be applied to our Paki politicians as well.

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^ nope…even your sohni dharti ameerka is filled with many such scamz.

this happens every where. :bummer:

ps. read about Quam-e-Madin (Hazrat Shoaib AS)