Here is the story: Once upon a time, the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert. The Senate said, “Someone may steal from it at night.” So they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job. Then Senate said, “How does the watchman do his job without instructions?” So they created a planning department and hired two people, one person to write the instructions, and one person to do time studies. Then Senate said, “How will we know the night watchman is doing the tasks correctly?” So they created a Quality Control department and hired two advisors. One to do the studies and one to write the reports. Then Senate said, “How are these people going to get paid?” So they created the following positions : a time keeper, and a payroll officer. Then Senate said, “Who will be accountable for all of these people?” So they created an administrative section and hired three people, an Administrative Officer, Assistant Administrative Officer, and a Legal Secretary. Then Senate said, “We have had this command in operation for one year and we are $18,000 over budget, we must cutback overall cost.” So they laid off the night watchman.
Dreams won’t come true if you only want them to, but they will when you know they can.
nice joke…but no URLs please
[This message has been edited by Akif (edited April 26, 2001).]