fast forward 6 months when MB gets married:
“omg i can’t believe she said she can’t make it to my wedding because she’s pregnant and the doctor’s put her on bed rest! it’s MY DAY! I cam to her stupid wedding because IM such an AMAZING friend but she can’t do it to me?! stupid pregnant fat cow. who cares if i live 4 hours away from her now. it’s MY big DAY not hers!”