Santa and his two friends are talking at a bar.
His first friend says, “I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren’t mine.”
His second friend says, “I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber, the other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn’t mine.”
Santa says, “I think my wife is having an affair with a horse.”
Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief. “No I’m serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed and it wasn’t mine.”
Re: Secret affairs
Santa and his two friends are talking at a bar.
His first friend says, “I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren’t mine.”
His second friend says, “I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber, the other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn’t mine.”
Santa says, “I think my wife is having an affair with a horse.”
Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief. “No I’m serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed and it wasn’t mine.”
You mean Santa's wife.........must have been with a Raindeer.........and Santa found an....... Elf under the bed............:D
Re: Secret affairs
abay, tumhein zaban nikalnay kay ilawa aur kuch nahin aata :p