SCOREBOARD !!!
Charlie was visiting an old friend and his wife for dinner. When the
time came to leave, his car wouldn’t start, and it was too late to call
the local service station.
The husband urged Charlie to stay over. There was no spare bed
in the house there wasn’t even a sofa. So Charlie would have to sleep
with the husband and wife.
No sooner had the husband fallen asleep when the wife tapped
Charlie on the shoulder and motioned for him to come over to her.
“I couldn’t do that,” he whispered. “Your husband is my best friend!”
“Listen, sugar” she whispered back, there ain’t nothing in the whole
wide world who could wake him up now."
“I can’t believe that,” Charlie said. “Certainly if I get on top of you and
screw you, he’ll wake up, won’t he?”
“Sugar, he certainly won’t. If you don’t believe me, pluck a hair out of
his asshole and see if that wakes him.”
Charlie did just that. He was amazed when the husband remained
asleep. So he climbed over to the wife’s side of the bed and did her.
When he finished, he climbed back to his own side. It wasn’t long
before she tapped him on the shouldeer and beckoned him over again.
Again he pulled a hair to determine his old friend was asleep.
This went on eight times during the night. Each time Charlie screwed
the woman, he first pulled out one of the husband’s asshole hairs.
The ninth time he pulled a hair, the husband awoke and muttered:
“Listen, Charlie, old pal, I don’t mind you screwing my wife, but for
Pete’ sake, stop using my ass for a scoreboard!”
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