Re: Score Card: Men vs. Women
Two men were discussing their marriage problems.
One said, I don't know what to do. Every night I go home late and despite I am so quiet and discreet, she wakes up and yells, you are late again. Do you have any idea what time it is?
Other man says, you obviously are taking the wrong approach here.
"Do as I do next time."
I slam the brakes at the garage. I shut the door behind with a big noise. I throw my shoes in the corner of room. I jump in bed and whisper in her ear; "How about we do it tonight my dear?"
She is always in deeeep sleep!