**** A man said to his wife one day, “I don’t know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.” The wife responded, “Allow me to explain . God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!” **
Score:
Men=0
Women=1
Come on guys lets see the men’s score go up.
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*WIFE VS. HUSBAND *
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word..
An earlier discussion had led to an argument andneither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws." **
DOH!
***Score:
Men=0
Women=2*
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Husband: Where do you want to go on holiday this year?
Wife: I want to go somewhere I've never been before.
Husband: Well, how about the kitchen?
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Two men were discussing their marriage problems.
One said, I don't know what to do. Every night I go home late and despite I am so quiet and discreet, she wakes up and yells, you are late again. Do you have any idea what time it is?
Other man says, you obviously are taking the wrong approach here.
"Do as I do next time."
I slam the brakes at the garage. I shut the door behind with a big noise. I throw my shoes in the corner of room. I jump in bed and whisper in her ear; "How about we do it tonight my dear?"
She is always in deeeep sleep!
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So who is winning. :-)
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Husband Wife sitting in a garden. Suddenly two dogs (he and she) comes there n kisses each other.
Husband: Janu agar burra na maano tou mein bhi… 
Wife: Okay but be careful, kutta kahin kaat na lay…
Score:
Husband = -1
Wife = +2
lol
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Wife looks in mirror and says to her husband, " I look horrible, fat and ugly. Plz say something nice to me."
Husband: You eyesight is really good :k:
Score:
Wife = 0
Husband = 1