sawab

Aik Sahib ka intiqaal ho gaya. Bewa Apne khawand marhoom ko ro ro kar yaad kar rahi thi. Iss ne rotey huwe kaha :

“Mere shohar ke joote kon peheney ga.?”

Aik sahib boley “Behn ji mein pehen loon ga”.

Khatoon phir bolin “Mere shohar ke kaprey kon peheney ga.?”

Woh sahib bole “Behn ji mein pehen loon ga.”

Phir khatoon bolin “Mein khana kisey khilaaungi.”

Woh sahib bole “Behn ji mujhey khila dena.”

Woh khatoon bolin "Mere shohar ka qarzah kon utaarey ga.?

Woh sahib bole " Bhaiyun ! saare kaam mein hi karunga kiya kuch to tum loog bhi kar lo

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lol...

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:rotfl:

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:lolz...
:D
translate into ENGLISH for abcds...

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:CareBear: lol.
that is really funny

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Ok i will take up the helm.. :halo:

A man once died away. His wife used to remember her dead husband by crying out loud. She said while crying:

“Who will wear my husband’s shoes”
A gentleman offered "Sister I will wear them:

The lady then said “Who will wear my husband’s clothes”
The gentleman once again said “Sister I will wear them”

The lady then uttered “Who will I feed”
The gentleman replied “Sister you can feed me”

The lady then asked “Who will pay my husband’s debts”
The gentleman finally said “Shall I do everything? why won’t you help me?”