Save the Goats Campaign - Update

[desi_angel]

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shikra: lets beat up kazi..and make him cook the pakorey

[phatima]

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OMG WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Shikra I’m no less of a Mod than you are!

Kazi, RISPEKK my AUTHORITAY! you bettah REKINIZZE

[Shikra]

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That’s what you think Phatima, but you are like an entry level choti mod Don’t worry, I will soon promote you to be my assistance, then you can bring me the newspaper with chai

[kazi]

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phati-wat do u think u r??? ali-g's chachi????

ps...ur the bestest mod i ever sawed!

[phatima]

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oh shush shikra you don’t even know what you’re talking about! ehsan uncle is even thinking about promoting me to his position once he retires

kazi - Well then yoo must’ve seens a whole lots of dem Mods, check ittt snaps the wrist

[kazi]

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@phatima1

oh shush shikra you don’t even know what you’re talking about! ehsan uncle is even thinking about promoting me to his position once he retires

kazi - Well then yoo must’ve seens a whole lots of dem Mods, check ittt snaps the wrist

so when ur position becomes available…may i be considered???

[phatima]

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considered? bwahahhahaahah

i dunno. how much are you willing to pay for me to put in a good word for you? :]

[desi_angel]

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once upon a time...i too was a mod

[Shikra]

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@phatima1

considered? bwahahhahaahah

i dunno. how much are you willing to pay for me to put in a good word for you? :]

Kazi You don’t have to bribe her a thing.

Phatima: Mein tumhe khuley aam rishwat maangney k ilzaam mein giriftaar karta hoon aur tumhe moderator k uhdey sey hataata hoon. Chal thaney zara snatches her badge and stars from the shoulders

[phatima]

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@Shikra

Kazi You don’t have to bribe her a thing.

Phatima: Mein tumhe khuley aam rishwat maangney k ilzaam mein giriftaar karta hoon aur tumhe moderator k uhdey sey hataata hoon snatches her badge and stars from the shoulders

ahahahaha okay I like didn’t even understand the first half of your sentence so I’m just gonna pretend like I didn’t get the last part either

[Shikra]

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Uffff paindoo I said:

I arrest you for asking him to bribe you openly and I remove you from the position of a moderator. Let’s go to the police station

[phatima]

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oh tu ki punjab police dey leuitenant haigey o? chal hatt…don’t you dare touch me!

[Shikra]

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Leftinent nayi, mein Commissioner aaN motiye

[Impulse]

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@phatima1

It has been 2 years since I have not eaten goat meat. I have saved the lives of approximately 7.5 goats. gives herself a pat on the back

…or so I thought. When I stopped eating goat meat, my intentions were to limit the amount of goat meat that would be consumed within our household, thus creating less of a demand from consumers who buy the goat meat, meaning less goats would be killed. I had the whole thing thought out perfectly.

Today I was talking with my Dad, and I told him about how I’ve saved around 6 to 7 goats these past two years, and it was then that he told me the horrible news. He said, “Beta, teri ma roz ounaa hi ghosht mangvaandi aiy tey pakaandi aiy jinna pehlay kardi si, aur MashaAllah ais gharr vich assi tey teray bhen/bhai ohi jinna khaa shaRd diyaan.”

Basically that means that my Save the Goats Campaign is a completely and total waste, because the reality is that I have not saved any goats, because my family has still been consuming the same amount. I am a failure.

So, I’ll need to take this to the next level. I am hereby proposing to go on a bhookh hartaal until my mother begins to buy a smaller amount of goat meat…and just to make sure she doesn’t try to pull a fast one, I will be consulting our local Halal Meat Uncle to make sure she’s been buying a lesser amount.

Phati…you remind me of Hermione from “Harry Potter” who does the “save the house-elves” thing

[phatima]

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Right, except I’m not a nerd and so I have no idea what you’re talking about lol hehe

Shikra - don’t you ever get tired of that smiley? because I SURE DO!

[Shikra]

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It’s like me asking you: Don’t you get tired of this pink font?

[koolkomal]

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