A man walks into a shop. He goes upto the salesperson and say, “hi there, im interested in changing my brain”.
“Certainly, we have a many awide selection of brains from all parts and places”. says the salesperson.
The salesperson proceeds to show the prospective buyer the selection.
“Here we have the american brain…$100000” says the salesperson.
“hmmm…im looking for something more upmarket” says the buyer.
“Well sir, what about the british brain…sensitive, sophisticated, very suave.”
“How much?” says the buyer.
“$200000,” sir.
The buyer not quite impressed says to the salesperson,“What’s the most expensive brain you have for sale?”
“Ah…your after the top the line stuff…well sir let me show you the Saudi brain! Its the most expensive brain we have…it’s $1million dollars”
Startled and not expecting the most expensive brain to be from that region, the buyer asks, “$1 million dollars! Why’s it so expensive?”
The salesperson replies:
“Well…its never been used before!”
