A young man on saturday night was speeding on highway. Before he realized it,
he was doing 90 mph and lights begin to flash in his rear view mirror.
The man floored it, thinking the cop would never keep up. Soon he was doing 150
mph. Just then he realized that the cop could easily call for back up and block
the road ahead, so he decided to pull over.
As you can imagine, the cop was fuming. He told the man, “Look, it’s saturday
night and I’m at the end of my shift. If you can give me a good excuse that I’ve
never heard before, I’ll let you go.”
The man thought for a moment and responded to the cop. “O.K. Look. A couple of
weeks ago, my wife ran off with a police officer, and when I saw the lights,
I thought it was him trying to return her.”
always keep smiling because it can do nothing but win many hearts